meme #3 - truth, skip, or flip

[adventuresociety]

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truth skip or flip

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Welcome to adventuresociety's third pre-game meme!

This game is pretty straightforward: post your character's name and other characters can ask them a question. Then, they can choose to answer truthfully, skip the question, or flip the question back at the asker. Easy peasy!

The usual disclaimer: memes are just for fun/voice testing and should not be considered game canon/in-game knowledge unless a player explicitly says it's okay for another character to know the information learned here.

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Comments

[abracadavers]

Exactly. He knows he doesn't deserve it, but his ego refuses to let him give it up. Utter selfishness and completely dishonest. It's not even about me, it's about the principle. It's about people with much better hair who live an honest and paraben free life.

[coolknife]

Paraben-free, did you say?

[abracadavers]

I did, you shouldn't expose your hair to harmful chemicals.

[coolknife]

Yes, yes! That’s precisely right. Are you familiar with the Lynx For Men creed?

[abracadavers]

I am not. What is it exactly?

[coolknife]

It’s about living authentically, having fun while being yourself, being sincere with others and accepting one’s own truth. Smelling fresh and of course manscaping.

[abracadavers]

Resist corporate-led beauty ideals marketed as body positivity. They're just trying to sell you something and prey upon people's insecurities. Not everyone "manscapes", body hair is completely normal no matter how you decide to groom yourself.

[coolknife]

Manscaping option 1 in the Lynx For Men Lifestyle is not to manscape at all, which ties back into living authentically and having fun while being yourself.

But it doesn’t matter anymore. Ms. Sharona said that Lynx/Axe smells like locker room beef. So now I am back to having no Lifestyle whatsoever.

[abracadavers]

If it makes you feel any better, there's nothing authentic about a corporate shill telling you how to live authentically.

Have you thought about determining your own lifestyle, instead of letting Unilever tell you? What smells good to you?

[coolknife]

That doesn’t make me feel better. It makes me feel like I’m being lectured by someone with a rich father. But thank you for the thought.

I usually have a master telling me what to do. I thought choosing the Lynx For Men Lifestyle would be a refreshing alternative, but evidently that is not the case. I haven’t smelled anything in about 30 years, so it’s hard to say what I like.

[abracadavers]

Well, fuck me. You're not wrong and I despise the implication.

I'm sorry for criticizing it, then. You just deserve better is all. Have you noticed anyone else's smell, or something that smells good to you lately?

[coolknife]

Oh, no thank you. I lack a suitable corporeal form at the moment so we cannot fuck. I am a knife and that will not be pleasant for you. But thank you very much for the offer.

The last thing I smelled that I thought was nice was Mariah Carey’s personal fragrance. Did you know I once met her? She called me “spectacular, baby.” Although I am not a baby. I wonder what she meant by that.

[abracadavers]

That wasn't...sure. Thank you for thinking of me and my comfort, I would in fact like to retain any appendages.

You met Mariah Carey?

[geminids]

d'you want somebody to take him down a peg or 2 cause i can ask if he uses head n shoulders.

[abracadavers]

Fuck, I'd pay you ask him that.

[geminids]

i'd do it pro bones or pro boner or whatever the fuck that phrase is.

[abracadavers]

No references to boners near my father, thanks. Pro bono.

[geminids]

does that mean seducin him's off the table

[abracadavers]

It's incredible how calm and mature I am as a person. Right now. In this moment. I feel zero disgust, whatsoever.

[geminids]

how bout now.

[abracadavers]

I'm bleaching my brain, which is really a shame because it was a beautiful brain.

[geminids]

sorry bud. that's the price you pay for justice these days.

[abracadavers]

Horrors aside, I just couldn't in good conscience allow anyone to put themselves through that for me. Horrors.

[geminids]

nah you got nothin to worry about. i love a good dickin down even more than the next guy but shitty dads're kind of a turn-off.

[abracadavers]

Him as a person in general should just be a giant walking turn-off, but glad to hear it. Or not, as it will haunt my dreams.