meme #3 - truth, skip, or flip

[adventuresociety]

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truth skip or flip

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Welcome to adventuresociety's third pre-game meme!

This game is pretty straightforward: post your character's name and other characters can ask them a question. Then, they can choose to answer truthfully, skip the question, or flip the question back at the asker. Easy peasy!

The usual disclaimer: memes are just for fun/voice testing and should not be considered game canon/in-game knowledge unless a player explicitly says it's okay for another character to know the information learned here.

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Comments

[abracadavers]

If it makes you feel any better, there's nothing authentic about a corporate shill telling you how to live authentically.

Have you thought about determining your own lifestyle, instead of letting Unilever tell you? What smells good to you?

[coolknife]

That doesn’t make me feel better. It makes me feel like I’m being lectured by someone with a rich father. But thank you for the thought.

I usually have a master telling me what to do. I thought choosing the Lynx For Men Lifestyle would be a refreshing alternative, but evidently that is not the case. I haven’t smelled anything in about 30 years, so it’s hard to say what I like.

[abracadavers]

Well, fuck me. You're not wrong and I despise the implication.

I'm sorry for criticizing it, then. You just deserve better is all. Have you noticed anyone else's smell, or something that smells good to you lately?

[coolknife]

Oh, no thank you. I lack a suitable corporeal form at the moment so we cannot fuck. I am a knife and that will not be pleasant for you. But thank you very much for the offer.

The last thing I smelled that I thought was nice was Mariah Carey’s personal fragrance. Did you know I once met her? She called me “spectacular, baby.” Although I am not a baby. I wonder what she meant by that.

[abracadavers]

That wasn't...sure. Thank you for thinking of me and my comfort, I would in fact like to retain any appendages.

You met Mariah Carey?

[coolknife]

Yes, most people do. And it’s no problem at all. While you are distracted by balls I will continue to carefully and ardently look out for you and your appendages.

Why, yes. I have. It was the year 1990, at a listening party for “Visions of Love.” My master at the time, one Mr. Bateman, received an invitation through his colleague Mr. Paul Allen.

[abracadavers]

I'm not dist Wonderful, I appreciate the loyalty and ardent care for my appendages.

Wait, sorry. Do you mean you met Mariah Carey at a screening of American Psycho?

[coolknife]

What’s American Psycho?

[abracadavers]

Patrick Bateman. Paul Allen. Those are characters in the novel, American Psycho which was turned into a cult classic film starring Christian Bale. That's what you were referring to, right?

[coolknife]

Strange. Patrick Bateman was my master. He wanted vengeance against Paul Allen. Which at first did not strike me as righteous, but I thought about it for a while and it did seem just to extinguish a corporate vulture. But we never got around to it because he threw me in the Hudson. […] :)

[abracadavers]

[...] Is this like a performance art piece?

[coolknife]

Possibly toward the end? Maybe Patrick throwing me into the Hudson was performance art on his part, and he now regrets it. I’m not sure if I would go back to him, though. He didn’t snack at all.