meme #3 - truth, skip, or flip

[adventuresociety]

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truth skip or flip

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Welcome to adventuresociety's third pre-game meme!

This game is pretty straightforward: post your character's name and other characters can ask them a question. Then, they can choose to answer truthfully, skip the question, or flip the question back at the asker. Easy peasy!

The usual disclaimer: memes are just for fun/voice testing and should not be considered game canon/in-game knowledge unless a player explicitly says it's okay for another character to know the information learned here.

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Comments

[abracadavers]

Fat purple...what?

[sealskinsuit]

Maybe I should be Head Librarian, actually.

[abracadavers]

Honestly, I was worried you were making a euphemism towards dicks. Which you wouldn't be entirely incorrect in saying so anyways.

I do not, to answer your actual question. I'm not plagued by indecision or paralyzed by possibility, I don't think it an efficient use of time. I have very few regrets in my life based on the choices I've made or the paths I didn't follow. What about yourself?

[sealskinsuit]

Testes, technically.

Ah, well, a swing and a miss. I thought maybe living in the shadow of your father might feel similarly to the shadow of patriarchy. Anyway, I’m quite decisive. But easily bored and often discontent.

[abracadavers]

Well now I'm going to struggle to look at figs the same way again, thank you.

I do not live in the shadow of my Father. And I struggle to believe you so easily bored when you cause so much trouble.

[sealskinsuit]

I'm not responsible for that, but you're welcome.

I cause trouble because I'm easily bored. Also, because it makes me feel better.

[coolknife]

Mr. Best, it is imperative you do not think of testes. Do not let her win.

[abracadavers]

Far too late for that.

[coolknife]

What a nightmare.

[abracadavers]

Admittedly, it's going to make it hard to look at fruit the same way, but nothing nightmarish about balls. Well, not typically.

[coolknife]

Yes, yes, plump testes, we all think about them. No, I mean it’s a nightmare Ainslie is winning.

[abracadavers]

Why's that? She's clever, why shouldn't she win.

[coolknife]

She is very clever. She has lulled you into a sense of complacency and good cheer through thoughts of testes. But testes do not a winner make.

[abracadavers]

Depends on the s Testes do not make me complacent. Do you have some sort of feud with Ainslie? Did she make you complacent with testes once?

[coolknife]

We don’t have a feud. She has contradicted me several times in front of my good personal friend Mr. Asher Simon, which makes me feel considerably irritated with her to the extent I would like to contradict her in front of her good personal friends. But other than that we are perfectly civil and are not feuding.

The last time I had testes was 30 years ago, so no, she has not.

[abracadavers]

Well, I haven't actually met her yet and if your Mr. Simon is a good friend I don't think they'd think negatively of you no matter what she's said.

To prevent such a thing from happening in future, let's maybe just stop talking about testes. How long exactly have you been a knife?

[coolknife]

I have no idea how Mr. Asher Simon thinks of me at all. He is very tight-lipped and guarded and almost impossible to get to know. It’s very charming. ^_^

Well, let me think. I began my existence as a knife in 1945, so almost 80 years now.

[abracadavers]

Oh is this a crush?

Do you remember who you were before that?

[coolknife]

No. I just think he is very handsome and cool. Though I would imagine many people here have crushes on Mr. Simon Asher. I have observed people tend to love a handsome man who is emotionally unavailable. Mr. Simon even looks like a celebrity Mr. Balik has a crush on. What are the odds of that?

[…] I am a knife. I’m not a person. Therefore I could not have been anyone before 1945.