HELLO. i am alex and i am late. my brain has only been working to play jedi or sims but i am going 2 try i want 2 be a real writer.

I HAVE GOT:
bowdrie fenn (bo) bowdrie, chaotic apothecary and superstitious weirdo. he and his cat familiar have psychic arguments and he's hiding from the small town that elected him mayor. loud asshole but, like, fun about it.

he kept birdwyn featherington in a salt shaker for a bit (do you know how much money that saved him on ordering pixie dust) and his sister will arrive eventually i just need to step up my bullying game, which means everyone else is meeting him for the first time and i'm sure will immediately love him (lie).

indrid cold normalhumanperson, head armorer, alien goo from antarctica, formerly of the men in black. he stares a lot, either deep in thought or observing people and their behaviors, still has not learned enough to know how to really pass as a human. awkward and stilted bc he prefers telepathic conversation but he can only do that with other telepaths so sometimes he doesn't know how to word things. real anal son of a bitch in the armory, ready to perform hourly inventories and asking you to fill out paperwork in triplicate. he's freak friends/roommates with mothman after adventures in acid and space in the 60s.

ok now im going to the memememe post