No. I just think he is very handsome and cool. Though I would imagine many people here have crushes on Mr. Simon Asher. I have observed people tend to love a handsome man who is emotionally unavailable. Mr. Simon even looks like a celebrity Mr. Balik has a crush on. What are the odds of that?

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